The Assman

Humans? You mean every living thing that ever existed?

Aggressive negotiations

Idiot. All I need is a Nokia with snake

It’s better than bad, it’s good!

Only the good die young

There’s barely any person left in it these days

Put it in the ground

unintelligible polish chanting

That’s my homemade charcoal

Mine is gardening. Cheap to start, gives you exercise, and ultimately pays you in food.

I’m not homolingual but I am spanish-curious

Basically the first time an artist heard about demons they drew one with his dick out

saying the letter X doesn’t make either of the letter’s major phonetic sounds

Excuse me?

First he wanted to kill her off, now they found electric love

Found the PM

Grew up surrounded by pink farmers, can confirm

Grandma’s Boy