What’s this subliminal antivax meme shit going on in the skeleton image?

Somehow those shoes look like Walton Goggins. I think it’s the teeth.

Perfectly normal button prompt if you’re playing the right games.

Stupid as this is, I’m not opposed to more Wonka-level weird flavors in jellybeans.

The grass and black pepper flavors in the Harry Potter ones kinda slapped.

And so much faster than AI too. As soon as I finished reading the word “tits”, there they were, motorboating my mind’s eye.

Imagine being such a loser that the only job you qualify for is taking a bullet for the worst member of the parasite class.

I remember reading some batshit pitch for a movie once where it was something like a buddy cop thing with Vin Diesel and Terry Crews (both IRL dnd-playing nerds), and they had to go undercover at comic-con to stop some terrorist plot. Point is, the bad guy turns out to be Daniel Radcliffe (played by Elijah Wood). With his lackey, Elijah Wood (played by Daniel Radcliffe).

2, 3, 4, 6, 1, 7, 5.

Onion rings are either at the top or bottom of the list depending on the batch.

Okay so then in Blade 3 its bsically Blade goign John Wick on some vampires until he finds out the vamp who killed his love is now part of a cult tying to smmon a demon.Then at the climax of the movie he has to choose betoween getting his revenge and stopping the summoning. and Blade is too driven by fury and he goes for revenge. So cliffhanger ending, the demon pops out of a portal. folloed by…

JOHN CONSTANTINE!

THAT’S RIGHT BIGHTCHES, BLADE 4 IS A BACKDOOR MARVEL/DC CROSSOVER!

Upon further consideration and two drinks, I deand Hollywood use this as the twist ending to give Blade the love interest they’re going to force in no matter what in the reboot.

Then in the sequel he sells out and gets a fancy new Batcave Crypt(?) funeded by some asshole who turns out to be the villain.

And Blade’s conviction falters and it breaks her protection just long enough to get her tragically killed, setting up therevenge plot for the third movie.

God wqhy am I not a screenwriter. It’s not good, but it would sell.

It would be such a Dresden type loophole to use that with the cliche of “home is wherever you are”, and have someone believe that strongly enough to make the other person a living vampire repellent.

Wow, fuck Robin Hood, I guess.

Oh of course, not to take that away from him. I just figured mentioning his performing role helped show the contrast.

The OP is “just” reckless overconfidence. This is defiance against god.

I assume that’s one of Melon Husk’s daughters? Don’t most of his brood hate him though?

Absolutely, no hesitation.

Who wouldn’t fuck that pie?

Fuuuuuck, I forgot all about those. Lone Wolf, Wizards Warriors & You, Fighting Fantasy… They were like a bridge between CYOA and D&D.