Yes. I don’t use cloud storage other than email.

I definitely get that. I used to fear age more than I do now. Now, I don’t really care anymore. Aging just means I am closer to finally being able to sleep for good. Besides, it’s not like I am going to reach 90 or anything like that; I just have to hold on till my parents pass and then I can follow them without guilt.

Would you want this to be forever? The best thing about life is that it is not eternal. Life is too long already.

You can’t actually be this daft, can you?

There is one near where I work, but they are quite literally never open. They aren’t out of business and their facilities are kept up, but it somehow just persists in that state.

Hey, the saying is ass, gas, or grass. Surely there is something I can trade them for a ride. After all, I hear they like probing…

I don’t know, I just sublet.

We use a toaster oven and a hot plate instead.

Ikea should sell bookshelves that convert into coffins

It’s broken.

This is one of the reasons not to try it in a public place, especially a busy one

I’m tired, boss

Is your small construction business even publicly traded, or do you not understand what a CEO is?

Either way, you are clearly getting your panties in a bunch over nothing. Noone on this side is against small businesses.

When the shrooms finally kick in

There is also a Friday in 500 years; doesn’t mean I am making it that far.

Exactly. Gallows humor is a normal and healthy coping mechanism. That’s why it is standard in military, first responders, hospitals, etc…

How young do you think millennials are? You seem to have us confused with zoomers and gen alpha. I’m not even one of the older millennials and not only grew up with film cameras, but my parents still had a rotary phone when I was a child.

Edit: I also used a typewriter through high school, although that was mostly for practicing typing skills.

Additionally, while we did have cassette tapes, and later on CDs as well, I spent a considerable amount of time as a child listening to my parents’ record collection.

I really hope my mom hasn’t gotten rid of my lego collection after I moved out like she did with my rocketry collection without asking me…

Wait until you get to your late 40s.

I don’t plan to

I felt the same way with kefir grains