Idk, have you looked around lately? Not sure I could put up with much more of this tbh.

Also how immortal are we talking here? Like several thousand years of vamping, then kaput by unnatural causes/moidled? Or like, orbiting the last dying star for warmth as the universe goes out, immortal?

Apologies, those last two sentences were unnecessary and rude.

There is but I didn’t want to visibly edit the comment 14 hours (or however long) after I made it.

Hope that’s ok with you and a good enough reason for my choice. Or do you have more ‘advice’?

Fucking mental considering how British their music sounded.

Pretty sure thry were mormons too.

*Satire

Welcome to Post Sarire Reality.

Disney say man can’t sue over wife’s death because he agreed to Disney+ terms of service

Reminds me of that disney case where they claimed agreeing to the terms on disney+ meant they could kill that guys wife.

Yallrite/babe

Terf island too.

They even have an anthem

You referring to Mr Brightside? Or do we have a new one yet?