And she doesn’t even know it

Imagine if it’s just actually her pulling the most epic troll in Lemmy history.

You’ll find someone special for you one day 🙏

I have 50k in my hand right now.

It even has a cool picture of Ho Chi Minh on it

I have a pretty solid apocalypse survival crew. They don’t know they are members yet, but when the day comes, I have folders with all their attributes, stats and roles printed and ready to hand out.

Just as American Jesus™ would have wanted.

Phew, I’m always terrified of that. It won’t affect my gore folders, will it?

Sometimes I like to put a big food near the ants trail, wait for one of them to find it and scurry off to report it, thinking he’s going to be hero of the nest, then I take the big food and throw it away. When our man returns to show his friends, it’s gone, and he can’t possibly understand why, and the whole nest thinks he’s lost the plot. They will never trust him again.

Mine has a programmable hardware button. One click does a screenshot, two clicks lights the torch, click and hold summons an app.

Traditional.

Southern.

Values.

Concealed carry Electronic Warfare suite has arrived.

Cumrags?

They worked so much together they didn’t even have time to find good, sturdy wives! What a noble sacrifice!

Why?

B: drive was the.other floppy drive!

And a female boxer.

I think Gabby is one of Ewen Cameron’s experiments

( . )( . ) ?

Never been close to a tiger either.

I have no quarrel with these animals