two absolutely ruined faces, but in opposite directions

This story all comes down to how much you trust Smedley, which, having read his biography, I’m not sure that I do.

please, I’ve already taken so much psychic damage this month

I’m a bit of an aspect ratio conneseur myself

I’m pissed and I don’t even have a cursor on my ear!

tfw somewhere between the sacred silence and sleep

found the libertarian

how does i made meam

I’m a casher in the US of fuckin A and I can assure you that we don’t care on a personal level what you do. If someone not having or wanting to enter a phone number at the register is the weirdest customer thing that happens in a shift then it’s the most relaxed shift of my damn life.

shut up when I’m talking to you

thats gonna be a stick figure amongst their group of friends thumbs-upping you from a distance and then returning to their conversation from me, dawg