My cats become extremely interested in any area I spill coffee in and will actively try to get a cup of coffee.

Fat little grubworm sitting atop the dangliest sack the world has ever seen.

Balls definitely don’t get smaller as you age.

They somehow successfully rebranded. Boomer might be a slur now but it wasn’t always.

I feel like The Me Generation was a better name anyway, selfish pricks.

Bro has been wronged by jellybeans and is hurting.

Any fast food place that has wedges gets a second look from me.

I fuck with potato wedges.

This is how I feel too. Plain mayo is disgusting but if it’s heavily seasoned like a chipotle mayo or garlic sauce I can deal with them. I love hollandaise sauce and that’s pretty similar to mayo.

There was a period of time where he thought he had a hood pass because he watched a lot of blaxploitation movies growing up and they influenced him.

I see Front and I click that shit.

Jokes on you I fuckin love Arbys.

Everywhere you go, there you are.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_fallacy

Nah man find you some good friends, me and my friends gas each other up sometimes.

All my homies have big dicks and fat wallets, anybody would be lucky to be on the team. I don’t fuck with bozos if we’re hanging you’re a quality individual, 100% love and respect. The world is fucked enough you gotta find someone to lift up sometime, it feels good.

Night Court was good for its time but that’s been decades ago, I’m not sure how it’s held up.

My one homie always wants me to hold eye contact while I’m blowing him. I’m like, bro that’s so gay just cum in my mouth already.

I’m not even that other person, just letting you know you’re an asshole.

Islam isn’t unique in that way. The history of Christianity is just various groups fighting over how to believe correctly.

I’d heard a story years ago that it was an autistic brother of a hacker/phreak in the local Chicago scene actually in the footage; with the hack being carried out by said brother. Another station had their broadcast interrupted that same night, though only audio came through.

That would go a long way towards explaining why they’ve kept the secret. Involving your bro would be a bad look, or maybe it was a telecom engineer and they’re worried about their pension, or they died. Such a cool moment in time that can’t really happen again and only a handful of people can possibly know the truth.

I use plain creamer and it sweetens it up a bit but the bigger thing to me is it thickens it up ever so slightly giving it a much better mouth feel.

They’re terrible, pants boner is far worse than jacket boner.

Everything else aside, that’s kind of interesting.