Groblok: Groblok has fist. You, mocking puny human from the future, has a face. Groblok clever. Groblok can fix problems with tools that are present. Groblok is going to fix your face, mocking human.

The saddest fun ever :)

Your lack of Star Wars pillow is disturbing.

Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

Then poop the shit

Or in hope that they will start flying to shit on the neighbour’s roof instead of your car.

If we had a reason and the ability to stack all elephants on top of each other, we wouldn’t ask about their opinion on the process.

Don’t be sad: there will be another tomorrow tomorrow.

A few ones?

Incidents?

Germans?

I couldn’t care less about your appointment problems so I can say “go fuck yourself” without hesitation.

What is ruction? And why should it be constant?

Corporation: Hint taken! Hey, YouTube, buddy, please ban those poor idiots. You know, business reasons…

Unixtime: amateurs!

Shitty mood, huh? It happens…

Up sack, down sack. Run, stop. Lay, rise. Excersize-schmercesize. Do work – be strong.

Voice: Point (12.4, 67.3, 130.1);

I can help you with that. Just carry a long (2-3 meters would be sufficient) metal rod with you. If you can’t afford a metal rod/pipe that long then try wooden stick but still coil it with some wire. You should touch the wire, a few loops on the top of the stick isn’t enough. You’re welcome (no idea why you want what you want, but who am I to judge?)

This is how Keith looks in the hands of Python “programmers”. While being cared by normal specialists, Keith looks gorgeous and healthy. And can do super cool tricks too.