Ms. ArmoredThirteen

Just yesterday I got called out for this 😞 Going to have to actually do something now or they’re bringing in HR. It’s been a good three years lol

There are lots of good things to say: “I’ve got my eyes on you”, “This deep fryer ain’t big enough for the two of us”, “You couldn’t mash me if you tried”, “I hope you like your hair starched”. I also put potatoes in my bra to hand to people, they would fly out when I got thrown around too

In my thirties and I’ve got some creaks here and there, what all have you guys been doing to your bodies? Usually stuff like this is only when I go too wild at amateur wrestling night as the Shrieking Spud

This has been my tactic for the last few years. Doesn’t work for everyone, like my ex spouse couldn’t handle it. I keep rough track of calories and if I have a craving for trash I either eat less of it and supplement with low calorie stuff to still feel full, or do a bunch of extra exercise that day

My ex spouse’s black cat can do that and open doors with lever handles. Little dude is a menace to society

Out of curiosity about how old are you? Back in my day sometimes saving just didn’t work which is where I built up the habit of saving a couple times. For really important saves using two slots was best just in case one spontaneously corrupted as well

I’m in my thirties and just had the time of my life. I’m visiting The Hague and got to spend my night dodging mortars and watching actual explosions. 10/10 want to come here next year now too, probably with impact goggles though